A Dog was running behind a sardar

A Dog was running behind a sardar '._.' Sardar breaks in to laughter even while running Passer by him asked. Why u r so happy? Sardar says …Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah….mere pass air tel mobile hai… but still HUTCH network is following me….

one liner jokes

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

Generation Next Motto:
Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.

FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
What did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Deadly sardarji Jokes.

1. Sardar comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying "Parking Fine"
He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 d compliment"

2 .How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

3. Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other
so the man asked him why did he do so?
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be
cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

4. Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from
Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there
in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his
mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and
not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his
distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said,
"Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain,
aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"

5. Teacher: Can you tell me something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Saradji: They were 4 best friends..!

6. Sardar to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag
Dikhaya,
Sardar: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

7. How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?
Sardarji thinks & thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n
let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.

9. Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a
Person asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies
Yaar…!!!

10. Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My
MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

11. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, " I
LOVE U SISTER."

12. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

13. Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour ,
Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey
Santa: Oh, I thought it was its Skin…!!!

14. Sardar Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab .
Sardar: Why are you praying for that?
Sardar Son: That is what I have written in my exam.

Arjun Singh jokes on reservations-

Arjun sing is one of the waste fellows of indian politics. He proposed more reservation for BC,SC.ST.
WHAT IS AN ARJUN SINGH SALE?

Ans :49.5% off.

WHICH IS ARJUN SINGH'S FAVOURITECITY?
Ans : Kota

WHY DOESN'T ARJUN SINGH HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS?
Ans : Because he's 'reserved' by nature.

WHY DID ARJUN SINGH LEARN ARABIC?
Ans: So that he could read 'backwards'.

ARJUN SINGH WAS MADE THE LAW MINISTER. HE ZAPPED
EVERYONE BY CREATING ANOTHER SUPREME COURT. HE
CALLED IT THE SUPREME TRIBUNAL. WHAT WAS HIS LOGIC?
Ans : For every SC, there should be an ST.

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE TO MAKE A CAREER IN FILMS, WHICH
JOB WOULD HE OPT FOR?
Ans : Choosing the caste.

IF ARJUN SINGH OWNED A MOVIE THEATER, WHAT WOULD
THE BALCONY BE CALLED?
Ans : Backward Class

IF ARJUN SINGH WERE A HISTORIAN, HOW WOULD HE DIVIDE
TIME?
Ans : AD, BC & OBC

Sardarji with Nepolian

NEPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'

Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now,you should have checked it before buying !!

Jokes from India

1. Do you know why girls don't keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?
B'coz can't get signals near hills & mountains

Do you know why boys keep thier mobiles in pant pockets?
B'coz signals are high near the tower….

2. Chemistry ke teacher ne Ek ladki ko poocha…
Teacher:: What are nitrates?
Ladki:: Ladki ne Sharmate hue jawab diya "2500/- plus hotel room bill"…

3. BOYS PLEDGE: India is our nation, Girls are our destination, Flirting is our Profession,
Dating is our Occupation,
to hell with our Education.

4. GIRLS POLICY: Fraud with innocent boys; Fun with Handsome boys;
Friendship with Smart boys;
Love with Faithful boys;
Marriage with Rich boys.

5. A 5 year old boy asked a pregnant lady: What is that? The lady told, "This is my baby and I love him very much". Boy: Then why did you eat him??

6. A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy started touching the girl. GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage… BOY: OK, call me when you are married.

7. Sardar was driving with girlfriend to Chandigarh. He puts his hand on her lap. She smiles and says, "You can go further dear". So, Sardar drives to SHIMLA.

8. A boy from third class asked his teacher, can a girl of my age have babies? She said, "What? NEVER" Boy told the girl sitting next, "See, I told you not to worry"

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